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Unsolved Mysteries

Unsolved Mysteries

Today

"There's a stack of boxes by Maria's desk. I put the dolly in your office but I didn't feel like moving all the boxes in there too. They all say 'Springs' on them. The dolly is in your office." - Johnnie

"He said, 'Every time you start an inappropriate relationship, it's like windows and walls. When you open a window to someone else, you build a wall between you and your spouse.' So maybe you're talking to someone about how bad your relationship is with your spouse, or whatever, and confiding in them and they're there to sort of soothe you and listen and what not, but you're building a wall at the same time between you and your spouse every time." -- John

Number 6 returns...

SUNDAY.

Today

"See, you gotta. . .you gotta always be on your feet and moving. Once you serve it you gotta immediately move back and get ready to hit it again. You're just hitting it and then standing there and not thinking" -- John on the racquetball court at work.

Hell with the lid off?

Today

Cashier says "You're all set!" while a girl on her cell phone walks through the front door and says, "I just walked into a coffee shop."

Cab driver: "I started driving cabs 16 years ago. Always for Yellow Cab. I tell people I committed suicide 16 years ago. I train drivers now. I like to tell them I'm the Jack Kevorkian of Yellow Cab."

At the Free MallRide station: "All you Broncos fans, this city' about to be besieged by Pittsburgh Steelers!"

Huck Finn and Jim Float On (circa WWII)

Kids These Days

Expansionism (Unfolding Saga, Pt. 28)